During a desperate, cabin-fever-induced trip to Ikea, Susannah decides that she'd rather remain in her particle-board wonderland with the other screaming toddlers than go back home to live with similar, yet less gently used particle-board furnishings at home. On the way out, we explain the star-crossed relationship between diapered toddlers and the limitless joys of the ball room- "when you're a big girl...."
