On Susannah's right is Matthew, who plans to marry Susannah. On her left is Spencer, who Susannah plans to wed in a "poop joke" themed wedding where all their children will dance in floral garlands and carry bouquets. Neat. Not pictured, Pippa Middleton who Spencie found very noteworthy while watching the royal wedding with his mother and sister. Matthew gets my vote after distinguishing himself by fingering the chocolate birthday cake, getting busted and bursting into tears.
