Maya is over for the girls' first ever sleep over. Mark is making a hang over breakfast as I write, vaguely remembered from the 90's. It has been nonstop screaming for 16 hours. Sleep was achieved by ten, after bed and lighting options were carefully calibrated. Then, at 3:30, the girls were up for a midnight feast. Total mommy empty promises fail - clearly Susannah is smarter than me because MY mother always snowed me with that one.