Mark booked for three at Porto in Montclair for pizza and beer his birthday night. I worked with the crack team at the restaurant to expand the reservation secretly to 10 and include a few friends. Did Marky know? Gentle reader, 2 weeks ago Porto updated his reservation to 10. So. Yes. But he kept his peace and it was still fun and funny. My favorite part? Seeing Chris through the front window and them seeing us and running to hide in the loo. Marc hid in plain sight at the bar. Meanwhile, the hostess loudly referring to us as the big party of ten. Too funny.
